do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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