I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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