Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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