She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
