Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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