you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I need to align my fucking chakras
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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