How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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