i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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