He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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