It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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