exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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