Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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