she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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