Sry I called you an 8
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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