Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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