bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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