Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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