Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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