We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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