Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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