Only a mothe r could love this liver
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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