I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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