How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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