Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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