There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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