Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
