How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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