Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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