i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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