the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
