You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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