Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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