I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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