I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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