when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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