I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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