But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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