I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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