It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
you never un-have a 4some
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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