Me too!
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
they need to just BURY HIM!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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