i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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