that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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