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If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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