I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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