normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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