Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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