if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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