dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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