I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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