If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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