Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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