Soap is not a condiment
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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