Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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