in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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