ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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