that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
nutella sex= disaster
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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