It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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