Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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