Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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